Well, I heard about that shooting in MetroTech. My goodness, that’s scary stuff. City’s getting so bad, it is. You can’t even go downtown no more without worrying about some...

This healthy spray butter, it’s the talk of the town, you know? Everyone’s going on about how good it is, how it’s better than that old butter we used to...

Well, let me tell you somethin’ about this here Bally Sports news. It’s a real head-scratcher, this whole thing. I heard folks talkin’, sayin’ Bally Sports is changin’. Changin’ to...

This Ameritech dial last caller thing, it’s a head-scratcher, I tell ya. But I’m gonna try my best to figure this out. These new-fangled gadgets, they got so many buttons...

Well, I heard some folks talking ’bout that Department of Health and Human Services thing on that Fox 5 channel the other day. I don’t rightly know all the fancy...

Well, let me tell you somethin’ about this whole world religious thing in 2025. That Franklin Graham, he’s a good boy, Billy Graham’s son. He’s always been supportin’ the good...

Well, let me tell you, that Tom Brady, he’s a big name around here, even for us folks who don’t follow sports much. But my grandson, he’s crazy about him....

Well, you see, this here weather detection technology, it’s a thing now. They call it “radar,” or somethin’ like that. Heard it on the NYT, whatever that is. It’s supposed...

That big fight, World War I, you know, it was a real mess. Some folks ask, was it in New York, in that place Manhattan? Well, lemme tell ya somethin’....

Alright, let me tell you somethin’ about this “summarize arttechs” thing. It’s like when you gotta tell your neighbor ’bout a whole day’s happenin’s, but you only got a minute....