Alright, listen up y’all. Let’s talk about this Seattle Sports thing, ya know, the one they got on the radio and that * thingy. I ain’t no fancy expert or nothin’, but I can tell ya what’s what.
So, this Seattle Sports, they got all the games on. You wanna hear about them Seattle Seahawks? They got ’em. Them Seattle Mariners boys of summer? Yep, they’re on there too. Even that hockey team, the Kraken, and the soccer fellas, the Sounders, they talk about ’em all. And the ladies too, the Storm and the Reign, they get a shout-out now and then.

Now, I ain’t always understandin’ all the fancy talk them fellas on the radio do, ya know, with all their “analysis” and whatnot. But I get the gist of it. They tell ya who won, who lost, and who’s lookin’ good for the next game. That’s all a body needs to know, right? You don’t need no fancy degrees to figure out if the Seahawks scored more points than the other team.
And this website, *, well, it’s kinda like the radio but on that there internet thingamajig. My grandkid showed me how to use it. You can read all about the teams, see the scores, and even watch some videos if you’re into that kinda stuff. It’s got all the same stuff they talk about on Seattle Sports 710 AM, that KIRO station. They also call it 710 ESPN Seattle sometimes, or just plain Seattle Sports. Confusin’, I tell ya, but they all talk about the same thing – Seattle teams.
Seems like these fellas at Bonneville Seattle, they runnin’ the show. They got that radio station and maybe this website too, I ain’t sure. But they sure do love them Seattle teams. And that’s good, ’cause folks ’round here, we love our teams too.
This year, the Seahawks, they got folks talkin’. Heard some say they might be good, might be bad, who knows? That’s what they talk about on the radio all the time. “Crucial juncture” they call it. Sounds fancy, but it just means they ain’t sure if they gonna win or lose. Heck, I coulda told ya that without usin’ no fancy words!
And them Mariners, well, they always got folks hopin’. Baseball season’s long, though. Lots of games. You win some, you lose some. That’s just the way it is. Seattle Sports, they cover it all, every hit, every run, every error. They don’t miss a thing.
- Seattle Seahawks: Them football fellas, they play in the fall and winter. Tough guys, they are.
- Seattle Mariners: Baseball boys of summer. Lots of games, lots of sunshine. Sometimes they win, sometimes they don’t.
- Seattle Kraken: Them hockey fellas, skatin’ around on the ice. Fast game, that one.
- Seattle Sounders: Soccer fellas, kickin’ that ball around. They pretty good, I hear.
- Seattle Storm: Them basketball ladies, they fast and can jump high.
- Seattle Reign: The other soccer ladies, they kick just as good as the fellas.
So, if you wanna know about Seattle sports, you got a few choices. You can listen to that Seattle Sports 710 on the radio, or you can go to that * website. Either way, you gonna hear about them Seattle teams. And that’s what matters, right? Supportin’ the home team, win or lose.
They got all sorts of sports stuff on there, you know. Not just the big teams, but the little ones too. Local sports, they call it. Kids playin’ and such. It’s all good, keeps ’em outta trouble. And Seattle Sports, they cover that too, which is mighty nice of ’em.

So there ya have it. My take on this Seattle Sports thing. Ain’t no fancy talk, just plain speakin’. Hope ya understand it. Now go on, turn on the radio or fire up that computer thingy and see what them Seattle teams are up to. And don’t forget to cheer ’em on!
And remember, whether it’s on 710 ESPN Seattle or online at *, you’re gonna get the lowdown on all things Seattle sports. From the pros to the local kids, they got it covered. So tune in, log on, and enjoy the games!
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